Black Hole Found to Be Much Closer to Earth Than Previously Thought

[Liffrea]

An international team of astronomers has accurately measured the distance from Earth to a black hole for the first time. Without needing to rely on mathematical models the astronomers came up with a distance of 7800 light years, much closer than had been assumed until now. The researchers achieved this breakthrough by measuring the radio emissions from the black hole and its associated dying star.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...1209193904.htm

[Murphy]

They are ignoring the Black Hole Machine that the bastarding Swiss have created. As the Lord Almighty Frankie Boyle, future Prime Minister, has told us, the Black Hole Machine will destroy us all.

Regards,
The Papist.

[Lahtari]

Oh no, we're all going to be sucked in! Everybody panic!!!11

[Groenewolf]

Oh no, we're all going to be sucked in! Everybody panic!!!11

No, lets hold one big end of the world celebration, party like there is no tomorrow . We do need to worry about the bill anyway .

[DeusEx]

Nothing to worry about )