Christmas Humour!

[Aemma]

Ok 'tis the season! Post your favourite bits of Christmas/Yule humour here.

A joke I've recently heard: What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stopped after three Ho's!! (Parum-pum! ...ok ok I won't be quitting my day job. )

Oh and of course Mr. Bean! :

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[Birka]

Thanks Aemma, but BTW, how would one classify Mr. Bean. I know he is British but very a peculiar looking chap.

[Aemma]

Thanks Aemma, but BTW, how would one classify Mr. Bean. I know he is British but very a peculiar looking chap.

Yep Rowan Atkinson has got one of those one in a million faces I swear. Good question. I'll check in a bit to see if he's been classified yet, if not I might just pop his mug up for a classification (or if anybody else fancies doing so, go right ahead! ).

[Absinthe]

Thanks Aemma, but BTW, how would one classify Mr. Bean. I know he is British but very a peculiar looking chap.

Dinaricized atlanto-bruenn.



He is not that peculiar looking, he just grimaces a lot.

[Birka]

I get just a little Armenian vibe from him.

[Allenson]

^ Neolithic Danubian farmer type.

Anyhoo............................................ ......................................

[The Black Prince]

For those who can't read German: Santa is showing a flag to his reindeers and comments, "It has the beautiful Santa Claus colours, a sweet little Santa in the middle, so what's you dislike about my new logo?" They answer, "You have a full beard". (I don't really get it..)

[Absinthe]

"It has the beautiful Santa Claus colours, a sweet little Santa in the middle, so what's you dislike about my new logo?" They answer, "You have a full beard". (I don't really get it..)

Maybe they mean "as opposed to Hitler's moustache"?

[The Black Prince]

Maybe they mean "as opposed to Hitler's moustache"?

Dooh.......

[Liffrea]

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic Satanist?......

He sold his soul to santa!!!!!!!

Ah fuck it, I’ll get me coat.