Why are you wasting your life?

[Unome]

Why aren't you building a massive spaceship so that humanity can leave earth and begin the next phase of our evolution?

We should hold the world's wealthiest families hostage and threaten them with nuclear blasts until the spaceship is finished.

I call shotgun.


Current Roster:
1. Queen Fufangeli Admiral of the Golden Scout Squadron


Anybody else interested in actually doing something worthwhile in life, or are you just going to waste every year from this one to the last???

I have many more assignments ready: Larali would make a great Eugenicist in charge of breeding, matchmaking, genetic engineering, and childcare. Acquisitorz should head the finance & economics department, responsible for funding our building projects, marketing, research and development. We're also going to need strong soldiers and military leaders (Melonhead?).

[Kalimtari]

my curse since I know about myself (bloody true story as well)

[larali]

Also: breed!

[Kalimtari]

Also: breed!

like rabbits?

[cally]

[Unome]

All first world people, you have no excuses. Get started building the spaceship today.

Children can help too, we'll need all the slave labor we get. Think of building the pyramids, except, much bigger this time.

[MissProvocateur]

I call being the queen of this new world!

[Unome]

I call being the queen of this new world!

I hereby dub thee,

Queen Fufangeli Admiral of the Intergalactic, Golden Scout Squadron.

I hereby bequeath you the following duties,
1. To explore, discover, and scout outlying solar systems in uncharted territory.
2. To navigate, track, and map all unexplored areas.
3. To create paths & routes through the most difficult terrains.
4. To observe, disengage, and record from maximum distance, any new alien lifeforms/civilizations which match or exceed our posthuman technologies.
5. To record all information and relay this information back to our Intelligencia aboard our Mothership.

You will become entrusted with minimal military technology, solely for defensive purposes & precautions. You must not, at any cost, destroy new organisms & lifeforms you encounter, even if this requires self-sacrifice. Your protocol regarding alien civilizations is: full-scale retreat. You will become issued the fastest and most powerful, lightweight, maneuverable ships of the fleet.

I hereby assign 1mil Scout Squadron leaders, with appropriate fleets and equipment.


May our galactic Mother Terra Earth bless your soul and Father Sol Victus lead you in all endeavors, gods be with you Queen Fufangeli, Admiral Scout Commander!!!

[Unome]

Assemble forces of earth, we need your sons, your daughters, your best & brightest blood, to fill our starships of the future.

The end of the universe is the limit made to be broken!

[LightHouse89]

All first world people, you have no excuses. Get started building the spaceship today.

Children can help too, we'll need all the slave labor we get. Think of building the pyramids, except, much bigger this time.

Count me in this adventure. I detest this boring age we live in.