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VENI
VIDI
VICI
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Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat in Jericho.
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I like this spoof Latin sentence:
Sumpti dum estic apportavit legato alacrem eorum.
("Son petit domestique apporta vite les gâteaux à la crème et au rhum")
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Lol. Nice pun.Originally Posted by Ouistreham
< La Catalogne peut se passer de l'univers entier, et ses voisins ne peuvent se passer d'elle. > Voltaire
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Dans le même style humour universitaire 1900 (mais il faut la prononciation française scolaire d'alors):
"Venus certe quis, Caesar illa tremens!
— Caesar si me quis texit præstabit..."
"Vénus serre tes cuisses, César il l'a très mince!
— César si mes cuisses t'excitent, presse ta bite..."
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Alea jacta est.
Quod natura non dat, Salmantica non præstat.Or in Greek, ἀνερρίφθω κύβος anerrhíphthō kýbos; said by Julius Caesar upon crossing the Rubicon in 49 BC, according to Suetonius. The original meaning was similar to "the game is afoot", but its modern meaning, like that of the phrase "crossing the Rubicon", denotes passing the point of no return on a momentous decision and entering into a risky endeavor where the outcome is left to chance.
Qui vadis domine.Refers to the Spanish University of Salamanca, meaning that education cannot substitute the lack of brains.
Senatus Populusque Romanus (SPQR).According to Vulgate translation of John 13:36, Saint Peter asked Jesus Domine, quo vadis ("Lord, where are you going?"). The King James Version has the translation "Lord, whither goest thou?"
The official name of the Roman Republic. "SPQR" was carried on battle standards by the Roman legions. In addition to being an ancient Roman motto, it remains the motto of the modern city of Rome.
The Battle of San Pasqual was a military encounter that occurred during the Mexican-American War in what is now the San Pasqual Valley community of the city of San Diego, California. On December 6 and December 7, 1846, the Californios, and their Presidial Lancers, led by General Don Andres Pico, (1810-1876), defeated Stephen W. Kearny´s US Army column of 150 men.
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Some gentle graffitti by the Latins, those delicate poets.
HIC EGO CVM VENI FUTUI DEINDE REDEI DOMI
Here I came, fucked and then went back home.
FVTVTA SUM HIC
(A woman) I was fucked here.
HIC EGO MVLTAS PVELLAS FVTVI
Here I fucked a lot of girls.
XVII KALENDAS IVLIAS, HERMEROS CVM PHILETERO ET CAPHISO HIC FVTVERVNT
On the 15th of June, Hermeros, Phileteros and Caphisos have fucked here.
P DIC APLONIA... A ... BENE DAT NONIVS FVTIIRII...
I buttfucked Apolonia. She's a good fuck. Nonius wants to fuck her now.
FRONTO PLANILINGIT CVNNVM
Fronto licks pussies real good.
FORTVNATA FELLAT
Fortunata gives blowjob
SYNETHVS FAVSTILLAM FVTVIT OBIQE RITE
Synethus fucked Faustilla everywhere according to the rules
< La Catalogne peut se passer de l'univers entier, et ses voisins ne peuvent se passer d'elle. > Voltaire
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Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes...morale ,dontwith danaos because danaos are malaka
"Shqiptar i vërtetë e i mirë është ay që vë gjithënjë e kurëdo kombërinë përpara fesë, nuk ka vëllezër ata që ka në besën e tij, por ata që ka në kombëri të tij.” – Sami Frashëri"
"A true and good Albanian is the one who always and everywhere puts the nation before the religion, there are no brothers who are in his faith, but those who are in his nation." - Sami Frashëri "
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NON SVM QVALIS ERAM = I ain't what I used to be.
DVLCE EST DESIPERE IN LOCO = Sometimes it's fun to be silly.
NEMO ME IMPVNE LACESSIT = No one provokes me with impunity.
QVAE FVERVNT VITIA MORES SVNT = What used to be vices are [now] customs.
IN VINO VERITAS = [There is] truth in wine.
SILENT LEGES INTER ARMA = Laws are silent among weapons.
FRVSTRA LABORAT QVI OMNIBVS PLACERE STVDET = His effort is futile who strives to please all.
SCIENTIA NON HABET INIMICVM NISI IGNORANTEM. = Knowledge has no enemy except the ignorant.
DE GVSTIBVS NON DISPVTANDVM = [There is] no disputing about tastes.
DE MORTVIS NIL NISI BONVM = [Speak] nothing but good of the dead.
REM ACV TETIGISTI = (literally) You have touched the matter with a needle. I.e., You've hit the nail on the head.
GAVDEAMVS IGITVR IUVENES DVM SUMUS = Let us, therefore, rejoice while we are young.
QVAM PARVA SAPIENTIA MVNDVS REGITVR = With what litle wisdom is the world ruled !
CORRVPTISSIMA IN REPVBLICA PLVRIMAE LEGES = The more corrupt the state, the more laws [it has].
"This is not my time; this is not my world; these are not my people." - Martin H. Francis
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