The Wog Calculator

[Musso]

This is Musso's Wog calculator.

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For people of European and Near-Eastern Ancestry (Europe + Turkey + Caucasus)
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Light/Medium Brown Eyes = +1
Dark Brown Eyes = +2
Brown Hair = +1
Dark Brown Hair = +2
Black Hair = +3
Tanned Skin (tans easily) = +3
Semi unibrows (almost touching) = +1
Full unibrows = +2
Ancestry from Iberia/Italy/S. Balkans/Anatolia/Caucasus = +2
Been confused/taken for a middle easterner at least once = +1
Feel out of place when there are many blondes near you = +1
Wear a golden necklace or bracelet = +1
Wear a watch = +0.5
Medium Amount of Body Hair = +1
Heavy Amount of Body Hair = +2
Muslim = +1
European Catholic = +2
Oriental Orthodox or Christian (of any denomination) of Near-East = +3
Wears cologne every day = +1
For women: Men with good amount of body/facial hair doesn't bother you = +1
For men: Your get consistent 5 o'clock shadow = +1
Is friendly with Musso = +0.5

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Sum up your Wog Score!!!
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[SardiniaAtlantis]

15.05 (I am friendly with you why not?)
I am the wog most.

[armenianbodyhair]

11. By the most conservative estimates.

[Musso]

My Wog score: 18

[Kale]

3. I win.

[Mark]

8.

[SardiniaAtlantis]

My Wog score: 18

Admirable... I would have been higher but apparently there is no love for nontheistic wogs.

[Stefan_Dusan]

Muslim = +1
European Catholic = +2
Oriental Orthodox or Christian (of any denomination) of Near-East = +3

Why is Muslim only 1 point?

[Oneeye]

2 or 3?

[Musso]

Admirable... I would have been higher but apparently there is no love for nontheistic wogs.

Yeah true there is bit of a discrimination there. Sorry

Why is Muslim only 1 point?

To balance out the woggish nature of Muslims (Muslims on average are darker than Christians since we are only looking at Europeans/Near-Easterners).