My dirty little secret...

[anonymaus]

My mother had a romantic involvement with Lemmy from Motörhead and he is NOT my father.

If it's really the case that he's not your father, he intended it that way. No natural force is as strong as Lemmy's supersperm. Lemmy is God.

[Klärchen]

My goal in life is to be as useless to society as possible while still doing a lot of work.

With me it's the other way round...

Thats no secret... All women love watching soap-operas/to gossip.

Not true - I don't!

[Tabiti]

I watch "Ugly Betty" sometimes

[MarcvSS]

I go to RAC and WP music concerts.
I know many "nazis"

Oh you naughty girl.

[Radojica]

I am not a very good person.

Aye my Serbian brother, we share the same secret then

[HawkR]

I'm considering to go to Afghanistan after the military.

[Birka]

I am very good at doing nothing. I just retired.

[Radojica]

I am very good at doing nothing. I just retired.

Congratulation up! Here's something for good luck

[Germanicus]

When i was staying in a Guest house in Milton keynes a few years ago a fellow long term guest always hogged the TV in the lounge, saying: "i was here first bonny lad, i'm watching BBC1 all night"
This went on for weeks, he finished work before all of us builders so he watched his programmes totally.
Usually i let things go and settle for the easy life, but i hatched a plan to get revenge on his arrogance.
One morning i got up early, i went to the bathroom and peed n a milk bottle, the idiots room was down the hall.
When he went down for his breakfast i poured the contents in his bed and pulled the covers over hiding the wet.
The next morning when i sat at my table for breakfast, the landlady said: "Martin has left".
She said: and do you know what? "he peed the bed and denied it to me".

This is my secret...this happened perhaps 15 years ago, now it is'nt a secret.

[Eldritch]

Lemmy has "romantic involvements"