Am I the only one who hates stool tests?

[Hadouken]

Has anyone seen skin 6 inches long average 1inch wide in a stool? I lifted it up with my hand pulled it was strong like plastic. But I don't eat plastic. Thanks in advance anyone.

[Oneeye]

You should try running tests on other people's turds if you find that awkward.

[Γέλως]

I was working in a lab for a summer once, and I had really bad gas all summer. I was farting into the same chair over and over. After a couple months of this, one of the guys says "Does anyone know where that awful smell is coming from?" And the whole lab starts walking around looking for the source (my cursed chair.) I was so incredibly embarrassed I got up and pretended to look with them.