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50 Things to Hate About the Dutch
DISCLAIMER This is just for humour, I have nothing against the Dutch. Someone just sent this to me and I laughed.
# 1.Dutch people can not see logic and appears to be very stupid
# 2. They can NEVER get anything right on the first (or even second time)
# 3. They think they live in India and worship the cow as a holy animal.
# 4. They do not even know when Christ was born.
# 5.The word Hygen means NOTHING to them and if a health inspector from any other country should inspect their cafe's it would be shut down.
# 6.The think life is all about Beer and sex (Yes, I too feel sorry for them)
# 7. The call themselves tolerant, but they are very narrow minded.
# 8. They have no idea what a "shopping mall" is. They aren't any in Holland.
# 9. They think going on Holiday means f***ing as many people as possible in a cheap motel in Spain.
# 10.The woman ALL sound like men
# 11.They celebrate religious things by getting drunk
# 12.Most of them stink like coffee and cigs. (EWWW)
# 13. They have no sense of humour to speak of, and if they do, they only get a joke 30 minutes after everyone else.
# 14. They think it's normal if "fresh" air smells like dog/cos shit
# 15. They have no idea what "interior design" means.
# 16.They actaully think bright orange is fashionable.
# 17.They call their pet cat's "Pussies"
# 18. The phrase "F you" goes over their heads.
# 19.It's almost impossible to insult them, unless you say you hate cows.
# 20. As soon as it's 15'C out side, they put on their sunglasses and wear shorts. (Hahaha)
# 21. They can never keep their clothes on
# 22.I hate having to dodge their spit in the street
# 23.Their children have no manners what so ever and get away with murder.
# 24.They hit their dog for barking.
# 25.They close their airport after 23pm cos it's too noisy, but party untill 6am and no one complains.
# 26.They have no idea what chocolate cake it, they only have coco powder flavour sponge cake, with NO topping what so ever (chokes at the thought)
# 27.You have to send a request to the town council to paint your house...
# 28. They expect their high school students to have 14 exam subjects. (In other words, extremely shallow knowledge of everything)
# 29. They suck at sport
# 30. They think it's weird if someone in Australia can't understand them when they speak Dutch.
# 31. If you are going to use a English word in a sentence you have to warn them in advance or else they will not know what language it is (even if they can speak English!!)
# 32. They are always right *cough*
# 33.They still show the A team and Dallas on TV
# 34.They think cabbage and boiled patatoes' taste good
# 35.Their queens has had the same hair style since she was born.
# 36.They only have paprika and natural flavour chips.
# 37.They think you're only suppose to eat 100g steaks.
# 38.They can't pronounce "the" but they can pronounce "Cette adresse est réservée par la société"
# 39. They think it's STILL 1945
# 40.You can only buy 3 flavour ice creams in Holland
# 41.They make drugs legal but it's illigal to make a fire without a permit
# 42.They think Jerry Springer is still cool
# 43.If you want to colour your hair, they only have one colour of each, in other word, one shade of blonde, one shade of brown... etc so everyone ends up with the same colour.
# 44.The sell postcards with a pic of dog shit on it.
# 45.They laugh at their own (none funny) jokes.
# 46.A pizza to them, is a pancake with cheese topping
# 47.They think showing sex on TV at 19pm is a good idea and then show family shows at 23pm
# 48.They act like they've never seen a naked woman before
# 49.They complain that people get the wrong imprssion of their country because they are more than just "windmills, clogs and tulips"...Ya right...
# 50. They don't know right from wrong
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Originally Posted by AcadianDriftwood
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