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    Default What exactly do Mormons believe?

    I remember once a couple of guys from the mormon church stopped me and handed me one of their leaflets, I didn't really think about it much and threw away the leaflet before reading it. Of course I waited to throw it until I was out of sight so they would think I actually did keep it.



    Anyway, I heard they believe some crazy shit.

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    God was an alien. The Garden of Eden was in America. Amerindians were a lost tribe of Israel. God sent an angel named Moron[i] to a man named Joseph Smith and revealed a third testament to him on golden plates that no-one else ever saw, in a language that was supposedly Egyptian in origin. Mormons also believe that dead non-Mormons can be baptized postmortem as Mormons so that they can go to Heaven, and so the Mormon church keeps records of every human birth, death, and marriage document they can find.


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    Quote Originally Posted by alfieb View Post
    God was an alien. The Garden of Eden was in America. Amerindians were a lost tribe of Israel. God sent an angel named Moron[i] to a man named Joseph Smith and revealed a third testament to him on golden plates that no-one else ever saw, in a language that was supposedly Egyptian in origin. Mormons also believe that dead non-Mormons can be baptized postmortem as Mormons so that they can go to Heaven, and so the Mormon church keeps records of every human birth, death, and marriage document they can find.
    Sounds a bit like Scientology but of course an older version. Most of these beliefs are indeed crazy.

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    What do Mormons think of the Trinity and Jesus?

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    i heard that they believe that there's always an incarnation of jesus and the current incarnation of jesus is their leader. don't know how much of this is true, it might be an urban legend only.

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    Quote Originally Posted by illes93 View Post
    i heard that they believe that there's always an incarnation of jesus and the current incarnation of jesus is their leader. don't know how much of this is true, it might be an urban legend only.
    In that case it sounds like they have borrowed from Buddhism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godzilla View Post
    What do Mormons think of the Trinity and Jesus?
    They do not believe in the Trinity.


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    Mormons have one of the highest fertility rate in the US. There must be something good about them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alfieb View Post
    They do not believe in the Trinity.
    Because they consider it pagan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KawaiiKawaii View Post
    Mormons have one of the highest fertility rate in the US. There must be something good about them.
    Against the use of contraception!?

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