It turns out God was white

[Kabul]

Nobody will tell you what a disgusting filthy brown subhuman you are to your face. Not out of cowardice, white people are just polite.

Brown hominids bash on white men all day but any time I walk by with a date they all stare in lust. They would do anything to be with the natural blonde beauties of my harem. Don't try to fool me, or yourself. No one buys this hilarious posturing. I set aside a few minutes every day just to laugh at triracial inferiority complex. It never gets old!

Wait... What even is your definition of "white"?

This is how you know most Western European countries have become almost exclusively incel-populated at this point: Their birth rates

They would be even lower if they didn't have so many immigrants.

lol such inceldom they can't even have kids

[Amud]

I imagine God as looking like Gandalf.

I imagine God looking like Galileo:



Or Leonardo da Vinci:



or Lord Kelvin:




Anyway, I'm sure just about any religion you can think of is derived from some earlier religion. They all mean more or less the same thing. It's not all that important what the details are, only that we have something to latch onto, some long-standing moral guidelines. The world and its people are not ready for atheism.

[Prisoner Of Ice]

I suspect if I met God on earth it would be something like this.

[Amud]

I suspect if I met God on earth it would be something like this.

I saw that movie years ago but had forgotten all about it until now. A friend showed it to me while we were quite inebriated, so I only have a vague memory of it. I think it was pretty terrifying.

[Longbowman]

Jesus is just a corruption of zeus.

No, Jesus is an anglicisation of Yeshua which is an Aramaic version of a Hebrew given name dating back to before biblical times.

[Prisoner Of Ice]

No, Jesus is an anglicisation of Yeshua which is an Aramaic version of a Hebrew given name dating back to before biblical times.

Don't try to bible me, son. I was just simplifying.

[Era]

No, Jesus is an anglicisation of Yeshua which is an Aramaic version of a Hebrew given name dating back to before biblical times.

Zeus is older still

[Longbowman]

Don't try to bible me, son. I was just simplifying.

Dude, it's a given name. That's all. Christ existed as a historical character, Romans don't sentence myths to death. What you've done is called false etymology.

Zeus is older still

Correction: Jesus is older on account of actually having existed.

PIE religion goes back 5-7,000 years where Zeus was known as Dzeus-payter, or Jupiter. 'Zeus' as a name arose after 'Joshua' as a name (yes, same name as Jesus, long story). These Gods are as white as they are Indian; indeed the Indians have one called Deus Pita currently. Of course, and once again: Jesus was an actual dude, the Pagan Pantheon Gods were not (of course, Jesus wasn't magic, either).

[Anthony PV]

If God exists and is indeed White... I wonder how He will react in front of atheist White Nationalists who reject His existence...

[Jägerstaffel]

If so, it was an amazing one.

Considering all of the logical problems of the existence an omnipotent but loving god in our murderous and chaotic universe the fact that it was a man-made invention is far from amazing.