Gigolo Clothes

[Fortis in Arduis]

And yet nobody has bothered to ask, Ottar, why do you want to pimp yourself?

I can answer that:

Because it is nice to have a meal ticket rather than be someone else's.

I would add further advice which is to go to some mid-ability yoga classes, but nothing too serious though; the sort of yoga classes which have pink yoga mats and maybe a juice bar. You know what I mean.

[Absinthe]

Because it is nice to have a meal ticket rather than be someone else's.

That's a very sad thing to say

[Fortis in Arduis]

That's a very sad thing to say

Yeah well, she just wants more 'stuff' or someone she can have a little power over these days.

[Absinthe]

Yeah well, she just wants more 'stuff' or someone she can have a little power over these days.

I don't quite get that?

[Fortis in Arduis]

I don't quite get that?

It is the 2010 version of The Female Eunuch by Germaine Greer.

She is no longer the nagging hag, but an attractive self-aware materialistic version who is worried about her mortgage not his.

Under these new circumstances being bought becomes more attractive than buying, because the buyer is now sexy.

[Absinthe]

You should write for Cosmo, you know...

[Fortis in Arduis]

You should write for Cosmo, you know...

Well, yes, I seem to have swallowed a few back editions.

[Bridie]

It's a sad, sad world.

[Aemma]

I can answer that:

Because it is nice to have a meal ticket rather than be someone else's.

I would add further advice which is to go to some mid-ability yoga classes, but nothing too serious though; the sort of yoga classes which have pink yoga mats and maybe a juice bar. You know what I mean.

LOL!!!

[Allenson]

Any updates, Ottar?