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    The Definition Of Hell For Each Myers-Briggs Personality Type

    Source: http://thoughtcatalog.com/heidi-prie...sonality-type/

    They say that one man’s heaven is another man’s hell and that couldn’t be truer when it comes to the sixteen Myers-Briggs Personality Types. Each one is inspired, enraged and absolutely tortured by something slightly different. Here’s the destiny that would psychologically destroy each Myers-Briggs Personality type.



    ESTJ – An incredibly impractical person is put in charge of all of your major life decisions. You have to do whatever they say and are powerless to argue or reason with them.

    INFP – Your deepest thoughts and feelings are exposed to a large audience and everyone thinks that you’re pathetic and unoriginal.

    INTJ – Every time you open your mouth to say something intelligent, something entirely idiotic comes out instead.

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    – Someone you love is in dire need of practical help and you can’t give it to them. Worse yet, they think you’re refusing to help them out of pettiness and they’re mad at you.

    ESFP – You are stuck in a room by yourself for the rest of eternity.

    ISTP – The Zombie apocalypse happens but you’re suddenly the world’s weakest fighter and must depend solely on your loved ones to keep you alive.

    ENFP – Every minute of the rest of your life has been scheduled for you – and it’s a long series of arbitrary, solitary tasks.

    ISFP
    – You have to listen to rude people criticizing your personal choices, your appearance and your art form all day long. Nobody cares that they’re hurting your feelings.

    ENFJ – Your loved ones are in dire need of guidance but every piece of advice you gives them inadvertently makes things worse for them.

    ISFJ – Everyone you love is yelling at each other and it’s all your fault.

    ISTJ – You are expected to complete a highly esteemed project with absolutely no guidance as to what’s expected of you.

    INFJ – You are eternally damned to working for a morally corrupt company that aims to exploit the weak and generally degrade conditions for all of society.

    ESTP
    – You are completely paralyzed, lacking even the ability to speak.

    ENTP
    – Freedom of speech is revoked from the constitution. Voicing your opinion in any way is now illegal.

    INTP – You are eternally condemned to researching an extremely vapid topic using wildly inaccurate methods, mostly involving interviewing people who have no idea what they’re talking about.

    ENTJ – Somebody is wrong, and they’re directing a large group of people! You can’t do anything about it and will have to obey whatever inefficient policies they decide to implement.

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    INTJ – Every time you open your mouth to say something intelligent, something entirely idiotic comes out instead.
    In b4 someone says I'm in hell already
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    http://www.theapricity.com/forum/sho...88#post3431588
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    ISFJ and ENFP would probably be the worst for me. Also INFJ, I once walked out of a job with no other job to go to because I didn't agree with their morals and thought they were trying to exploit the more vulnerable.

    ESTP would be bad, but I think everyone would think that. ENTP whilst not good, I could cope with as you'd still have freedom of thought (and you could still discuss your opinions amongst people you trust)

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    There was a post on personalitycafe with a description of various types 'stressors', and i must say it was quite accurate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prisoner Of Ice View Post
    In b4 someone says I'm in hell already
    As an INTJ (I've been tested in a professional setting 3 times, and I always get this), I agree with you POI.

    INTJ – Every time you open your mouth to say something intelligent, something entirely idiotic comes out instead.

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    My personal hell is being forever wrapped in a blanket and stuffed in a tight vent. The idea of being both too warm, too cramped to breathe calmly or well, and too immobile to scratch an itch is the worst I can think of.

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    All of these sound awful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kazimiera View Post
    The Definition Of Hell For Each Myers-Briggs Personality Type

    ENFP – Every minute of the rest of your life has been scheduled for you – and it’s a long series of arbitrary, solitary tasks.
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    Oh my ... XD that`s true. I am an ENFP Personality Type A.
    But I have to add: While doing these tasks I am overlooked by a deceptive, fake, sneaky, pedantic controll-Freak, constantly whose strong Aura of tenseness, bristliness and pressure radiates in strong waves of suppressed aggression around me 24/7 and I am not allowed to say anything against it.
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    INTJ – Every time you open your mouth to say something intelligent, something entirely idiotic comes out instead.
    If it's unintentional,yes

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    ENFP – Every minute of the rest of your life has been scheduled for you – and it’s a long series of arbitrary, solitary tasks.

    Yup.

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