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[Loki]

Someone posted this in the chatbox today. It's interesting for different reasons. Add a few lines of commentary and we'll see where this thread goes.

[Pallantides]

[Agrippa]

Inbreeding is not always a good thing, at least not for those participating...

[Electronic God-Man]

Thor loves the plumpers. Heat in the winter and shade in the summer.

[Tabiti]

An overweight couple. What's so strange?

[Pallantides]

An overweight couple. What's so strange?

[Loki]

An overweight couple. What's so strange?

For starters, the fact that he has a mole on his lip, and she doesn't.

[Monolith]

They should be paying fat tax.

[la bombe]

I'm kinda confused as to who's the male and who's the female in this relationship. Also, is that Reeder/Barreldriver?

[Psychonaut]

I'd wager that both of them began their lives as thralls, in servitude to the King. Their obese condition is characteristic of their enslavement—it is the King's brand. But, LO, one day did the Man rise up and SMITE the wicked king! And, LO did he rescue the voluptuous Maiden from the King's clutches! And, LO did he do so by bearing the Sword of Might, and wearing the Bluejeans of Destiny! This, my friends, is a story of valor—or bravery—of heroism.

There may be but one lingering question in your minds. Who, you ask, was this King who enslaved our Noble couple?