'Boycott Germany'

[Pennywise]

We could solve all financial problems of Greece by reconquering their lost Byzantine territories in Asia Minor like Konstantinopel or Smyrni and as east as the Western outskirts of Anatolia, so you better be silent or we'll wipe the floor with your Muslim-Ottoman compatriots. It actually sounds like a great idea. Greece would be Byzantine again, prospering, and the Turks would be driven away to the lands of Turkmenistan and Azerbaidschan where they really belong to.

To kill two birds with one stone.

That's too much way to go. And not realistic even a bit. You know that.

I have a better idea: Kick the blood sucker Greeks out, get us in, we will take over the Aegean sea's control and make Greece economical slave of us. We will recover the money defict of Europe within a short time.

Aaaaannddd BONUS!

We will pull back Turkish citizens from Germany! (taht's for you sweety)

Win&Win situation. We always want to help our German friends. Consider this.