Desaix vs. Stears! Who is your money on?

[Kazimiera]

vs.

Stears and Desaix will fight to the death over who is the most attractive man on Apricity.

There can only be one winner.

Who is your money on?

[Hydromorphone]

Please post people, we need at least 50 or so replies to accurately gauge the forum. By the way, 10% of all bets go to clothing poor African children in only the finest silks and fabrics, and a complimentary fine chenille rug will be shipped to those who bet over $50.

[Kazimiera]

My favourite in this match up is Desaix "The Guillotine" DeBurgh. Stears is just a pretty boy but I think Desaix just has the edge which will make him a winner.

[BeerBaron]

I vote they fight Zoolander style.

[Kazimiera]

Please post people, we need at least 50 or so replies to accurately gauge the forum. By the way, 10% of all bets go to clothing poor African children in only the finest silks and fabrics, and a complimentary fine chenille rug will be shipped to those who bet over $50.

I'm going to bet my whole life's savings. How many chenille rugs can I get for that?

[Oneeye]

Stears.



Desaix's signature move is the chock, and Stears height should give him arm length advantage in that scenario.

Also, Stear's arch rival since the early 90s has a French sounding name... Roland. I think this experience gives him yet another edge.


However, Desaix has been training to become Brad Pitt in Fight Club. This gives him an edge in strength.


So, the odds are 2:1 Stears favor.

[Queen B]

If they were the last men on earth, I would turn lesbian.

However, they would make a cute couple

[Nurzat]

Stears.



Desaix's signature move is the chock, and Stears height should give him arm length advantage in that scenario.

Also, Stear's arch rival since the early 90s has a French sounding name... Roland. I think this experience gives him yet another edge.


However, Desaix has been training to become Brad Pitt in Fight Club. This gives him an edge in strength.


So, the odds are 2:1 Stears favor.

hahahahahaha, I remember the whole Roland thing, it was just so funny. and Roland is such a name! hahahahahaha. if pronounced the French way! ʁɔ'lɑ̃

[Desaix DeBurgh]

My favourite in this match up is Desaix "The Guillotine" DeBurgh. Stears is just a pretty boy but I think Desaix just has the edge which will make him a winner.

Is stears even physically fit ? All I see is a 'pretty face' while I am extremely physically fit. Not to say that Stears is fat but just because someone isn't fat doesn't mean they are physically fit.

[щрбл]

Stears beat Roland in a boxing match recently, so he certainly isn't out of shape.