The Longest Story..

[Murphy]

Quite simple. Every post adds a new line to this never-ending story.

Example:

Dominus Vobiscum: "Jack and Jill went up the hill.."
Asega: "And Jill found a penny.."
Loki: "But Jack got jealous and brutally murdered her because he needed the penny for a penny-chew."

I'll kick things off then..

Once upon a time..

[heathen_son]

...in a nunnery just outside of Wigan...

[Treffie]

there were three bears - papa bear, mommy bear and little baby bear......

[Bloodeagle]

who terrorized the local citizens with repeated cottage break-ins and pantry pilfering

[Electronic God-Man]

Did I mention these bears were actually Niggerican bears?

[Murphy]

And one day, a bolt of lightning fell from the sky, and slayed Pappa Bear.

[Treffie]

and because mama bear was a meth addict, she decided to.....

[Bloodeagle]

cook her own meth in one of the borrowed kitchens with baby bear acting as the distributor for..