Is there someone on the forum who makes you horny?

[Mortimer]

He's already paid me to drive the get away car.

traitor

[Mortimer]

I thought you were talking about the user "Madonna" and a whore. It doesn't translate into English... we are protestants, afterall.

you said some offensive things though, didnt expected that from you "that all i will ever fuck is a whore" i thought you are my friend

[crazyladybutterfly]

lol

[crazyladybutterfly]

Longbowman almost made me gay..

you two might help to resolve the israelo-palestinian conflict , the world needs the message from your shared love

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

For me its MissyMisschief. A combination of madonna and whore. I would have my ways with crazyladybutterfly too but just to punish her.

I laughed so hard. No one knows better than Mortimer what a woman likes to hear.

[zhaoyun]

you two might help to resolve the israelo-palestinian conflict , the world needs the message from your shared love

LET'S MAKE WORLD PEACE APRICITY!

[Hadouken]

[Albobalboa]

MissMischief is such a bitch. She makes me twitch.


But what the hell gives you the right to call her a whore when that's all you have had and will ever be able to sleep with? You'll never be able to fuck her,, I am much more likely to and I live thousands and thousands more km away from her than you do.

Captain Saveahoe out in full force.

[Oneeye]

you said some offensive things though, didnt expected that from you "that all i will ever fuck is a whore" i thought you are my friend

You compared her to a whore, nonetheless. Don't you tell me that I'm offensive when you pull that.

[zhaoyun]

I laughed so hard. No one knows better than Mortimer what a woman likes to hear.

I'm sure they're both soaking right now.