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1. "Married and no kids."
2. "Married with kids."
3. "Married with an ugly purebred mutt and a Starbucks credit card."
x 4."Married and repopulating the Earth after the last mistake"
Yes, I am a breeder. Don't have to worry about those starving kids in Africa, so long as my kids outnumber them someday.
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