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    I'am very disapoint, lately this thread as turn into a racist thread. I'am strongly against it.
    Racism is like nigger, it shouldn't exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viriato View Post



    Pssssst, HEY look here Viriatinho !

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    If you visit a building site in France, you will find out that all workers are dark-haired and olive-skinned. Some of them are North Africans, and some others are Portuguese. Yet, they look so similar, how can you tell them apart ?

    That's simple. You should wait until Friday. On that day, North Africans go to the mosque whereas Portuguese smell like sardines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melki View Post
    If you visit a building site in France, you will find out that all workers are dark-haired and olive-skinned. Some of them are North Africans, and some others are Portuguese. Yet, they look so similar, how can you tell them apart ?

    That's simple. You should wait until Friday. On that day, North Africans go to the mosque whereas Portuguese smell like sardines.

    That's one of the less funny joke I ever heard. It's so bad and the at the end. You can't be for real. I know you are trolling but you must improve your game.

    The previous joke with "J'aime pas les blagues sur les portugais, elles me mettent de mauvais poil" was far better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viriato View Post
    This thread =
    You're right, this thread = . I have plenty of jokes about woggish Portuguese.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jehan View Post
    That's one of the less funny joke I ever heard. It's so bad and the at the end. You can't be for real. I know you are trolling but you must improve your game.

    The previous joke with "J'aime pas les blagues sur les portugais, elles me mettent de mauvais poil" was far better.
    Just replace "Portuguese" with "Jews" and you will find it funnier.

    EDIT: another thumb down for that comment from Jehan. Smells like butthurt tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melki View Post
    If you visit a building site in France, you will find out that all workers are dark-haired and olive-skinned. Some of them are North Africans, and some others are Portuguese. Yet, they look so similar, how can you tell them apart ?

    That's simple. You should wait until Friday. On that day, North Africans go to the mosque whereas Portuguese smell like sardines.
    lol

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    It is a dark and knocking on the door.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Melki View Post
    You're right, this thread = . I have plenty of jokes about woggish Portuguese.
    J'aimes pas les blagues sur les portugais, elles sont pas constructives.



    Quote Originally Posted by Melki View Post
    Just replace "Portuguese" with "Jews" and you will find it funnier.
    Oh yeah, because I'am antisemite I forget it.

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    Melki, I wonder what is you IQ level. Do you know what black humor is? I don't mind you doing black humoured jokes about Portuguese people but as far as I know Portuguese people are not generally considered serious or taboo.

    Never mind, I guess you are too obtuse to even understand what black humor is


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