Post funny lastnames, what appears in your country

[Ziveth]

It's a shop and there's wrote (translated in English): Gay - since 1962
Ricchioni is a real Italian surname, but it's funny because this word in Italian language means "gay", lol

[Mikula]

Quite good, but has a sense and it is a correctly built noun.

If it would be Onkurdechybiłdebiltędziurę - it would be mega funny

but Chybidziura sounds like Czech "chybí díra" or like in Moravian dialects "Chybí ďura"
- "Hole is absent"

[Rethel]

but Chybidziura sounds like Czech "chybí díra" or like in Moravian dialects "Chybí ďura"
- "Hole is absent"

Someone who is missing the hole.

[Bosniensis]

There is a last name among Slovenians or Slovakians I can't remember, "Spička" that literally means Vagina.

[Mikula]

There is a last name among Slovenians or Slovakians I can't remember, "Spička" that literally means Vagina.

without the letter S

[StevenTylerAerosmith]

some jews have the surname wiener which also means a penis

[Mikula]

some jews have the surname wiener which also means a penis

Wiener means Viennese.
There are also Vineese sausage called wiener - perhaps it could be reason for slang term for penis?
Anyway Vienna is a city established 2000 years ago, and the sausage had to be much recent (and derivated slang terms, too).

[StevenTylerAerosmith]

Wiener means Viennese.
There are also Vineese sausage called wiener - perhaps it could be reason for slang term for penis?
Anyway Vienna is a city established 2000 years ago, and the sausage had to be much recent (nad derivated slang terms, too).

here in america there was a politician called anthony wiener who sent pics of his wiener around and got caught

[Mikula]

Hrejsemnou - play with me
Kostohryz - bone-biter
Lízal - He licked
Nejezchleba - don't eat the bread
Nevím - I don't know
Nepovím - I will not say
Skočdopole - jump to the field
Vyskočil - He jumped out

Rádsetoulal - He liked to wander
Vítámvás - I welcome you
Nehněvajsa - Dont be angry
Osolsobě - Salt it for yourself
Ontověděl - He knew it

[Bandesha]

jatt clans have very funny names

padda clan of jatt means farter jatt
tatla clan of jatts means Lisper