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[Incal]

FORTIS FORTUNA ADIUVAT

[Incal]

«Why, Thais, are you constantly saying that I am old? One is never too old, Thais, to put the penis in a mouth.» (Martial)

[Celestia]

“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost

[Creoda]

"I know what is around the corner - I just don't know where the corner is." ~ Kevin Keegan

Other Keeganism's

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"The ref was vertically 15 yards away." ~ Kevin Keegan

"I don't think there is anybody bigger or smaller than Maradona." ~ Kevin Keegan

"In some ways, cramp is worse than having a broken leg." ~ Kevin Keegan

"Every picture paints a thousand words and that one said 'goodbye'" ~ Kevin Keegan

"Nicolas Anelka left Arsenal for £23 million and they built a training ground on him." ~ Kevin Keegan

"Maine Road was a great football stadium but as time moved on it stayed where it is." ~ Kevin Keegan

"Bobby Robson must be thinking of throwing some fresh legs on." ~ Kevin Keegan

"Picking the team isn't difficult, it's who to leave out." ~ Kevin Keegan

"I'm not trying to make excuses for David Seaman, but I think the lights may have been a problem." ~ Kevin Keegan

"The good news for Nigeria is that they're two-nil down very early in the game." ~ Kevin Keegan

"Batistuta is very good at pulling off defenders" ~ Kevin Keegan

"Mark Hughes at his very best: he loves to feel people right behind him." ~ Kevin Keegan

"Manchester City are built on sand and I don't mean that because their owners are from the Arab countries." ~ Kevin Keegan

“You can’t play with a one-armed goalkeeper…not at this level.” - Kevin Keegan

"I'd love to be a mole on the wall in the Liverpool dressing room at half-time." ~ Kevin Keegan

"They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that." ~ Kevin Keegan

[Ellethwyn]

"Nature can do without man, but man cannot do without nature."
-Prentice Bloedel

[Incal]

«Plato is my friend, but truth is a better friend.» (Aristotle)

[Tannhauser]

“Just that you do the right thing. The rest doesn’t matter.”

By Marcus Aurelius.

[Incal]

«Show me someone sick and happy, in danger and happy, dying and happy, exiled and happy, disgraced and happy and I'll show you a Stoic.» (Epictetus)

[Tsuin]

Bring down the curtain, the farce is over

-Francois Rabelais

[Roy]

George Carlin

''Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups''
“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
''Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.''
''There's this man who lives in the sky, and he has ten things he doesn't want you to do, and you'll burn for a long time if you do them… But he loves you.''

Oscar Wilde


“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”

“Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes.”