I want to do a contemporary British remake of 1992 comedy horror film "Stay Tuned"

[Tooting Carmen]

Does anyone remember a film called Stay Tuned, where a couple are sucked into their television set and have to endure death-defying versions of TV programmes for 24 hours? Well I'd like to do a contemporary British remake of it.

"Home And Away" - Hovering Away.
"Neighbours" - Labourers.
"Friends" - Enemies.
"Silent Witness" - Noisy Witness.
"Drop The Dead Donkey" - Drop The Dead Human.
"Inspector Morse" - Inspector Murderer.
"Deal Or No Deal" - Death Or No Death.
"Law And Order" - War And Disorder.
"Downton Abbey" - Downton Cemetery.
"Bridget Jones' Baby" - Bridget Jones And Rosemary's Baby.
"Last Of The Summer Wine" - First Of The Winter Vodka.
"Saved By The Bell" - Saved While In Hell.
"Sex And The City" - Sex And The Inner City.
"Desperate Housewives" - Desperate Houselice.
"Big Brother" - Big Borstal.
"This Morning" - This Evening.
"Made In Chelsea" - Made In Hell Sea.
"Waterloo Road" - Battle Of Waterloo Road.

[Tooting Carmen]

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[Tooting Carmen]

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[Tooting Carmen]

"Sabrina The Teenage Witch" - Sabrina The Teenage Bitch.

[Tooting Carmen]

"My Girl" / "Beethoven" - My Girl Meets Beethoven. (Culminates with Macaulay Culkin's character from the former being mauled to death by St Bernard's dogs instead of bees).
"Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" - Who Wants To Be On An Electric Chair?
"The Weakest Link" - The Deadliest Link.
"The Killing" - The Killings.

[Tooting Carmen]

"The Graduate"/"Guess Who's Coming To Dinner" - The Graduate Who's Coming To Dinner. (About a middle-aged White woman with her coterie of young Black lovers).

[Peterski]

Good idea, I liked that movie

[Tooting Carmen]

Good idea, I liked that movie

Although it was only a PG, it still gives me nightmares even today. It had a weirdly profound effect on me.