Man marries dog

[Loki]

Puppy love: man marries a real dog



A YOUNG Toowoomba man yesterday tied the knot with his best friend – a five-year-old labrador.

In perhaps a first for the Garden City, Laurel Bank Park hosted the wedding of Joseph Guiso and Honey, a labrador he adopted five years ago.

Thirty of the couple’s closest friends and family were in attendance for the emotional ceremony, held at dusk.

"You’re my best friend and you make every part of my day better," Mr Guiso’s vows read.

The couple decided on the location – and to tie the knot - after stumbling upon a wedding in Laurel Bank Park during an afternoon walk.

"I said that could be us," Mr Guiso said.

"She didn’t say anything so I took that as a yes."

Mr Guiso said as a "religious guy", he could no longer take the guilt of living with Honey out of wedlock.

"It’s not sexual," he assured the onlookers.

"It’s just pure love."

The couple is planning a short honeymoon to one of Toowoomba’s parks.

[Wyn]

I know a few blokes that've married dogs.

[The Ripper]

I know a few blokes that've married dogs.

Bitches?

[Magister Eckhart]

Well where did we all think homosexual "marriage" was going to lead? It's only a small leap from sodomy to bestiality. Westerners will have sex with anything these days...

disgusting.

[The Lawspeaker]

This used to be the sort of stuff that would get you send Down Under...

Convict Colony
(To the tune of Yellow Submarine)

In the town where I was born, there lived a man who was a thief
And he told me of his life, stealing bread and shagging sheep.
So they put him in the nick, and then a magistrate he went to see
He said "put him on a ship, to the convict colony"
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony
You all live in a convict colony, a convict colony, a convict colony


I suppose times have changed but it doesn't make it any less disgusting. Can this "marriage" be annulled, please, and the groom taken into a mental hospital ?

[Beorn]

Well where did we all think homosexual "marriage" was going to lead? It's only a small leap from sodomy to bestiality. Westerners will have sex with anything these days...

disgusting.

Not particularly a Western phenomenon. Every race under the sun seems to have its own tale of 'Man marries animal' headline.

I reserve my shock for 'Man marries woman and has stable relationship with a bountiful progeny to their name'.

[Boudica]

"It’s not sexual," he assured the onlookers.

"It’s just pure love."

Thats what pedophiles say.. What a fucking freak..

[OneWolf]

Thirty of the couple’s closest friends and family were in attendance for the emotional ceremony, held at dusk.

Here is a snapshot of three of the "Couples" thirty guests-



And a pic of the "Best Man"-

[BeerBaron]

Tax write off?

[Absinthe]

Well you gotta admit, that is a cute dog