Finland Man is like this
When wake up in morning, Finland Man first think about gross national product. Must work lot. Before die, have to pay house to bank. Bank take 50 percent of Finland Man salary. Government tax office take 60 percent. Must work more.
Finland Man is like this.
When get out of bed, Finland Man go to kitchen. Drink coffee. Check emails. Eat one moose. If enough time, say hello to Woman at home. Not show emotions. Then Finland Man go to work.
Finland Man is like this.
When drive out of garage, Finland man look at neighbors car. If neighbors car smaller, Finland Man smile. If neighbors car bigger Finland Man not show emotions.
Finland Man is like this.
When get to work, Finland Man never stop. When Finland Man was little child, not get milk from Mother. Get protestant ethic. When Finland Man have own funeral, then downshift.
Finland Man is like this.
When 12 'o clock, Finland Man have lunch. Eat one moose. Eat alone. Not speak to anybody. If waiter smile, Finland Man think: why I look funny? Not show emotions. Check emails.
Finland Man is like this.
When Friday, Finland Man go to drink beer with other Finland Man. Not speak. When drink too much beer and bottle of vodka, say to other Finland Man: "You my best friend." Then go to karaoke. Sing sad song. This happy moment.
Finland Man is like this.
When young, go to one party. Late evening go to speak Woman. If lucky, Woman speak too. Then build home. Eat moose together.
Finland Man is like this.
When Saturday, Finland Man go to sauna. Throw seven buckets of water on rocks. After sauna have appointment inbedroom with woman. Not show emotions.
Finland Man is like this.
When Woman at home ask about love, Finland Man not answer. Finland Man say: this we already talk on the altar. Not show emotions.
Finland Man is like this.
When Woman at home want divorce and leave Finland Man, Finland Man suprised. Not show emotions. Finland Man go to forest and talk to trees. Then eat moose alone. Check emails.
Finland Man is like this.
When holiday, Finland Man drive car to lake. Finland Man is better driver than everybody. Finland Man drive country road fast. If comes moose, too bad. Moose die. Finland Man eat.
Finland Man is like this.
When with other people, Finland Man want to be alone. When alone, Finland Man ask himself, why nobody like me? Eat one moose. Check emails.
Finland Man is like this.
When almost retire, Finland Man have heart attack. Not tell anybody, because is shame. Check emails. Then die. This was Finland man.
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