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Don't you remember mentioning your heroic great-great-great grand-uncle, Omar Caravan who lead your people to safety inside the Guanovsky caves hidden from pursuing Cossacks whose noses were too sensitive to investigate? He really went to bat for your ancestors who unfortunately always treated him like shit afterwards by holding their noses for wisely making them stay there for a week. How was he to know that a local prince sent a messenger to the soldiers telling them to wait by the caves until they could escort him and his future bride to their wedding? Sometimes history stinks.
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