Ask Hamlet anything

[Hamlet]

Do you ever eat food that’s been dropped on the floor?

If the food is hard, then yeah

(I like my meat a bit too raw!)

EDIT: I sincerely apologise for this unfunny attempt at a cheap joke, it shouldn't happen again. Fml failed jokes are just the absolute worst

[Drusilla]

Uggggghhhhhhhhhh!!1!!!111!1!!

I'm not joking, whenever I see images Beyonce (and now by extension, Jay Z too) I always think of Heathers now - I don't even know what he fucking looks like, but this is what it's come to now

I know

[Pahli]

Do you love me?

[Drusilla]

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

[Drusilla]

Do you love me?

I'm sure he does, but he prefers itilvolga.

[Hamlet]

Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

Yes, but only because I'm Jewish

[John Morrison]

What is the true meaning of life?

[Hamlet]

Do you love me?

What are you, fucking gay?

[Pahli]

I'm sure he does, but he prefers itilvolga.

Jealous

What are you, fucking gay?

You're not the first to ask me that but I have to disappoint you, no I am not

[Hamlet]

What is the true meaning of life?

Can't think of a joke, but honestly, I think it's a toss-up between hedonism and Sisyphean struggles for greatness, depending on whether you adhere to slave or master morality.