Victoria and Albert: a marriage of misery?

[Kazimiera]

ok i'll be over in 10 minutes with the usual gifts of water and bath salts.

have me a sammich ready, i will be hungrex.

I'm looking forward to it. The sandwich will be waiting for you when you get here. If you're looking for me, I'm sitting naked in an empty bath in anticipation of the water and bath salt. (I hope you don't mean the drug bath salt because then I might end up eating you in a very non-erotic way.)

[jingorex]

I'm looking forward to it. The sandwich will be waiting for you when you get here. If you're looking for me, I'm sitting naked in an empty bath in anticipation of the water and bath salt. (I hope you don't mean the drug bath salt because then I might end up eating you in a very non-erotic way.)

i forgot about requesting that you change my username. I couldn't log in for a couple days until i figured it out.

this is your fault of course.

[Kazimiera]

Blame it on the innocent.

[Bobby Martnen]

An update on my above comment: My hubby phoned half an hour ago to let me know that he's staying over at his cousin's place tonight. He informed me that he's been singing karaoke. Am I upset about it? No. He has his freedom. When he returns tomorrow (I would assume heavily hung-over) he'll have plenty of stories to tell!

If you don't feel ready to enter into a relationship, then don't. Nobody is forcing you to do things you don't want to. You're far too young for a marriage anyway. You still have to find yourself and be comfortable in your own skin before you start thinking about settling down. I don't know why people put so much pressure on themselves.

I want to get married at 22 so I can have kids starting at 23.

[Bobby Martnen]

i forgot about requesting that you change my username. I couldn't log in for a couple days until i figured it out.

This is why I hate username changes. They're just confusing.

IMHO, it's fine to change your username to something similar that is still recognizable as you (like when Rethel called himself "Rethel von Rethelsky", but all these random name changes lowkey piss me off)

[Kazimiera]

i forgot about requesting that you change my username. I couldn't log in for a couple days until i figured it out.

this is your fault of course.

I'm upset with you.

You promised me water and bath salts. I make you sandwiches and you never arrive. Do you have any idea how long I sat in that empty bath waiting for you?! I nearly got hypothermia. In the meantime I ate the sandwiches myself.

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

The issue with marriage (as well as with living with a girlfriend, which is basically the same thing) is that you're going to agitate each other over time. You spend enough time with anyone you're going to get annoyed with them. It doesn't matter if it's a parent, friend, girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband.

People need time apart. When you spend time away from someone you remember why you love that person. You miss that person. You forget why you love them when you're constantly around each other and getting on each other's nerves.

[jingorex]

I'm upset with you.

You promised me water and bath salts. I make you sandwiches and you never arrive. Do you have any idea how long I sat in that empty bath waiting for you?! I nearly got hypothermia. In the meantime I ate the sandwiches myself.

sorry! i was on my way over but then accidentally snorted the bath salts and woke up in Lahore Pakistan wearing a bear skin and covered in blood and Vaseline.

the good news is that i seem to have attracted a small cult following and just might overthrow the government next week.

sure could use that sammich right about now. the food here sucks.

[Kazimiera]

sorry! i was on my way over but then accidentally snorted the bath salts and woke up in Lahore Pakistan wearing a bear skin and covered in blood and Vaseline.

the good news is that i seem to have attracted a small cult following and just might overthrow the government next week.

sure could use that sammich right about now. the food here sucks.

When my husband heard about your misadventures in Pakistan he almost felt sorry for you.