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Let's play a game
And how will you defend yourself with it??
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A heavy table lamp, and i would use it like a club stoving in as many zombies heads that are foolish enough to try to bite me
Have you noticed that if you rearrange the letters in ‘illegal immigrants’, and add just a few more letters, it spells, ‘Go home you free-loading, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, baby-making, non-English-speaking ********* and take those other hairy-faced, sandal-wearing, bomb-making, camel-riding, goat-f*****g raghead c***s with you.?
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My door. I'll smash their heads in if I can lift the thing up. And it has some glass so it would make quite the impact.
Wake up and smell the coffee.
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A book about genocide.
I will use it to construct the most efficient zombie-killing death squads and zombie death-camps. It is the final solution to the Zombie Problem.
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My drapes.
'Nice Aemma' would just say:"There now. Your wardrobe is gawds awful, Sweet Thing! Let's change those ratty clothes shall we and I'll sew you up the cutest brand new outfit in a jiff!" But I realise this would defeat the purpose. Perhaps 'Evil Aemma' would have to step in...gawds only know what she'd really like to do with the drapes and some zombies--perhaps make nice pillows out of the drapes and then stuff those down their throats.
I gotta sick Martha Stewart thing going I think...
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A dictionary, loaded with words.
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I have a glass of orange juice and some throat spray so I guessed I'm fucked. I doubt the mild numbing properties of phenol spray would do much to zombies as I've practically been drinking it and it still feels like I've been gargling with razor blades. Altho if I was actually any good at chemistry I could somehow use that to my advantage.
Oh and there's also my window. Escape route!
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Ho-ho! Now I have an idea...Originally Posted by Soten
If I have Zombie Labor Camps, the zombies must still eat...so I will feed Jews to them! Double the fun...
DOUBLE HOLOCAUST!
Think of it, one holocaust fueling the other. Hitler stand aside!
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I actually had a zombie apocalypse dream recently where in the end, the Jews were blamed. They were forced to wear yellow stars, and weren't allowed into any safe places where refugees congregated. Hmmm, was it is a premonition?
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I have some biscuits on the table...maybe I can let them eat the whole package while I run like hell.
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