Have you ever been abducted by aliens?

**Loki** · 03-07-2018, 02:20 PM

Tell your story to the world.

If you haven't exactly been abducted yet, but have seen aliens... please tell us about it as well.

**~~Egyptian~~** · 03-07-2018, 02:25 PM

No, but i was that close to be abducted for my money

**Loki** · 03-07-2018, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by Egyptian

No, but i was that close to be abducted for my money

By aliens?

**~~jamakzai12~~** · 03-07-2018, 02:33 PM

I have been abducted by aliens. I will tell you my story.

It was a sunny morning, I put on my slippers, went to the bathroom, and i took my toothbrush out, I ruthlessly cleaned my teeth. I went downstairs, and i decided to have some delicious brekky. I went outside, and i suddenly saw an old men wacking himself away, he was in the open, in the public, just rubbing away. I was shocked at this point, really confused, but I did start to realise something, every single rubbing motion seemed to put me in this trance state, every time he rubbed his dick, i would go into a hallucinatory state, I was getting dizzy, and i sudden;y fell. I woke up to realise that i was in a UFO, full of big breasted aliens, I was getting happy until i realised that these were social justice warriors. I felt something up my ass, it was a very long thing, a very very long thing, I realised that these sjw's hated men so much that they wanted revenge. They wanted vengeance. This is part 1. If i get enough thumbs i will do the next part.

**~~Egyptian~~** · 03-07-2018, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by Loki

By aliens?

Well some geeks refer to Egyptians as aliens who built pyramids and so on .. so yeah you can consider them aliens.

**~~Egyptian~~** · 03-07-2018, 02:34 PM

Originally Posted by jamakzai12

I have been abducted by aliens. I will tell you my story.

It was a sunny morning, I put on my slippers, went to the bathroom, and i took my toothbrush out, I ruthlessly cleaned my teeth. I went downstairs, and i decided to have some delicious brekky. I went outside, and i suddenly saw an old men wacking himself away, he was in the open, in the public, just rubbing away. I was shocked at this point, really confused, but I did start to realise something, every single rubbing motion seemed to put me in this trance state, every time he rubbed his dick, i would go into a hallucinatory state, I was getting dizzy, and i sudden;y fell. I woke up to realise that i was in a UFO, full of big breasted aliens, I was getting happy until i realised that these were social justice warriors. I felt something up my ass, it was a very long thing, a very very long thing, I realised that these sjw's hated men so much that they wanted revenge. They wanted vengeance. This is part 1. If i get enough thumbs i will do the next part.

**Colonel Frank Grimes** · 03-07-2018, 02:39 PM

My suspicion is people who claim to be abducted are a mix of those seeking attention and those who had an experience with sleep paralysis and confused it with an alien abduction. You rarely read of claims of alien abduction until the whole new age movement got rolling.