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    Estimated survival times for apricity members.

    Drop off zone

    At first I thought of sending the contestants to somewhere hc like Siberia. But then again to give the contestants some false hope, I decided it's better to go to Lilloeet Ranges which lies near Coquihalla River at the Canadian side of the Cascade Range, just little north of Hunger Creek

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cascade_Range
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coquihalla_River
    https://mapcarta.com/24453540

    What would the contestants be wearing?

    To make the race a even field each contestant will be wearing same outfit:

    - hawaiian shirt
    - 1970s basketball shorts
    - a superman cape
    - socks
    - rubber boots
    - ushanka

    Each contestant would also be equipped with

    - 2 x 10 litres plastic bags
    - a matchbox with 3 matches
    - a bottle of vodka
    - mustard tube
    - toothbrush
    - pack of condoms

    Weather

    Race starts January 1

    Average temperature in January at Lilloeet Ranges is at -2C. So not too shabby
    http://www.yr.no/place/Canada/Britis...tatistics.html

    Flora and fauna

    According to wiki: Forests of large, coniferous trees (Western red cedars, Douglas-firs, Western hemlocks, firs, pines, spruces, and others) dominate most of the Cascade Range. Cool, wet winters and warm, dry summers (largely a result of oceanic influence) favor evergreen species, whereas mild temperatures and rich soils promote fast and prolonged growth.[31][32]
    As a traveler passes through the Cascade Range, the climate first gets colder, then warmer and drier east of the crest.[33] Most of the Cascades' lower and middle elevations are covered in coniferous forest; the higher altitudes have extensive meadows as well as alpine tundra and glaciers. The southern part of the Cascades are within the California Floristic Province, an area of high biodiversity.
    Black bears, coyotes, bobcats, cougars, beavers, deer, elk, moose, mountain goats and a few wolf packs returning from Canada live in the Cascades. Fewer than 50 grizzly bears reside in the Cascades of Canada and Washington.[34]

    Estimated survival times for some apricity members:

    Stears: 4 hours
    Stearsolina: 5 hours
    Crazydaisy: 10 hours
    Linebacker 18 hours
    Wadaad: Wadaads street smarts is gonna earn him full 24 hours before he drops dead by a surprise grizzly bear attack.

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    Blade would die from self-induced anal prolapse in 5 minutes.

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    Finnish Swede

    Finnish Swede has camping experience so lets see if she can beat the Cascades!

    Finnish Swede is dropped exactly 20 hours after Wadaad. Despite missing her cows, the beginning is okayish for Finnish Swede. On the 4 hour mark Finnish Swede stumbles to witness the fight between the Giant Grizzly and Wadaad (mentioned before). Wadaad is doing surprisingly well, but Finnish Swede to the rescue! Finnish Swede takes the bottle of vodka she was commissioned before the drop off, and despite the bottle being still full, she smashes it to Wadaads Somali Nordid head. Wadaad loses consciousness, and bear kills Wadaad. Finnish Swede goes to hug bear, and bear kills also Finnish Swede.

    Survival time for Finnish Swede: 4 hours 15 minutes

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    Komintasavalta

    Immediately after drop off, it turns out Komintasavalta had cheated. Inside his commissioned superman cape he had hid a small Nenet Princess -- Master of Survival. With the help of the Nenet Princess, Komintasavalta gained practical immortality.

    Estimated survival time for Komintasavalta: Forever!

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