2
Translations from Girlfriendic into Standard English
"I love you" = Let me drain your bank account
"I'd never cheat on you" = Mandingo ravishes me doggy style while you're at work
"You're a good man" = You're a gullible fool who I use for money
"You're good in bed" = I'll let you fuck me as long as you continue to share your bank account with me
"My body, my choice" = I'll murder our child in the womb and there's nothing you can do about it
"Contraception is a human right" = I will steal your tax dollars so I can whore around on you
Bookmarks