24 of June 2018 has been declared a "National day of defecation" by Sultan Mad Terrorist.

[Petros Houhoulis]

According to our latest reports, Sultan Mad Terrorist made an announcement that "All Turkish citizens should visit the nearest public toilets on the 24th of June, and after relieving themselves, they should hand over the used toilet paper to the public officials who are tasked with collecting all of the excrement in order to use it for determine that I have been sent by allah to rule over Turkey and - allah permit - the rest of the Islamic world as well.

The leaders of the opposition were not available for comment because they were busy consuming their latest meal, which was produced by the latest bowel movements of Sultan Mad Terrorist.

[Catarinense1998]

Erdogan is the Sultan Mad Terrorist?

[Petros Houhoulis]

Erdogan is the Sultan Mad Terrorist?

Of course.

[Petros Houhoulis]

National defecation day proved an enormous success, and there should have been no doubt about it. The Turks, after all, are voting literally everywhere...