Quote Originally Posted by porkbbq View Post
Greeks are the chubby bald guys that have that weirdly pale skin for being so far south. It's not normal European pale, but that yellowy/milky pale. The extremely cartoonish bushy eyebrows(without unibrow, as that is a Turkish trait) are common on elders but not a requirement. Every one of them has a chef or 2... or 10 in their family. They are the minority in their own country, partially because all of the successful ones moved to other countries to be high-ranking Chefs. This is why most people think that the Turks who have taken over Greece are the actual Ethnic Greeks.

Turks are the naturally brown, hairy faced ones who stole what is now called Turkey, and are in the process of stealing what is now called Greece.

Of course, a bit of humor there... but extremely accurate.
This is the most accurate criticism of Greeks on this forum I've ever read.

Greece is so shit because all of it's best and smartest people are leaving. We need to nuke a quarter of the country and build a wall that will keep all the good guys in.