PSA: Women over the age of 35 should NOT have children

[Bobby Martnen]

It's called Advanced Maternal Age, and is associated with greater risks of all kinds of stuff.

This is why, ideally when I'm 22 I'd marry a 16 year old (youngest that is allowed in America with parental consent) so I could have 20 good, fertile breeding years.

[idioteque]

What parent is gonna let their 16 year old lass "breed" with you?

[Colonel Frank Grimes]

Women in their early 20s should freeze a few eggs for the future. Otherwise they risk being desperate for anyone's sperm when the clock ticks down.

[Div1]

[Incoming pretentious comments from older women telling you they don’t care and will have mutant babies anyway]

[Bobby Martnen]

What parent is gonna let their 16 year old lass "breed" with you?

Someone who is so financially desperate that they have few other options.