Starting in the fall of 2019, it will be illegal to climb Ayers Rock (aka Ulurulurulurulurululuruluruluru) because it offends the imaginary religion of primitive Abo tribesmen, most of whom probably couldn't even find their own asshole on a map.

A great, natural experience taken away because of primitive superstitions. SAD!

The most ironic thing is that the liberals who complain about Christians trying to impose their religious restrictions on others are the first to applaud Abo protohominids imposing their "religious" (if you can even call their bullshit a proper religion) restrictions on us.