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Funny things kids say
For the last few days I've been taking some notes on the silly things I hear the kids saying. I'll post them here.
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"Let's play family. You're the mom and I'm the other mom. I have quadruplets and two babies."
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"What are your kids' names"
"Scott and Adam"
"Why such weird names?"
"They are normal names"
"EXACTLY!"
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"I've never actually felt hungry. I've just felt like I WANNA EAT"
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"This sounds like Parent Music"
"What is Parent Music?"
"It's music that all sounds the same that parents like. Mom's is rock and dad's is I Don't Even Know!"
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"I think you would be a really good middle school astrology teacher"
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"Do people ever sue car companies?"
"Of course. Sometimes the car breaks and you're only driving 3/4 of a car. So they sue the car company for 3/4 the cost of the car"
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(I'll update this thread with more late. Feel free to add to it)
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