British woman in Tenerife found with turtle in vagina after night out partying

[Marinus]

No more colonies to subjugate and no wars have allowed to underclass to grow exponentially and this is the result. We need more war to sort the dross from the precious metal...

This too lol

I've been saying it for a while that we need some sort of compulsory military service or something akin to that to keep the rowdy underclass in check, instill some semblance of duty and order in them, forcebly.

[Mens-Sarda]

Reminds me an episode of Jackass

[tekken999]

What a disgusting story, so basically she prob passed out(was most likely the victim of sexual assault), someone prob (another fellow brit) shoved a poor turtle in her. Very classy people in other words. I wish spain kicked out all these people out forever

[Asheffar]

What the fuck brits

[Ruggery]

British tourists every time are more crazy.

[The Lawspeaker]

The things we find at times..