Did you have braces on your teeth?

**~~Bobby Martnen~~** · 10-10-2018, 05:43 AM

Originally Posted by Armenian Bishop

And, I have all of my teeth, including my wisdom teeth.

So do I, much to the chagrin of my parents.

**Longbowman** · 10-10-2018, 05:47 AM

Originally Posted by Bobby Martnen

I get the feeling that someone may not be able to see her grandchildren as much as she would like to in the future.

Because she isn't going to have any you giant fucking retard. Listen to your mother.

**Nazarene** · 10-10-2018, 05:49 AM

Still do and idm tbh

**~~Bobby Martnen~~** · 10-10-2018, 05:51 AM

Originally Posted by Longbowman

Because she isn't going to have any you giant fucking retard. Listen to your mother.

Thank you for inspiring my new user title!

Why do you think that? I want children, and I love my mother, but she doesn't know shit

**Longbowman** · 10-10-2018, 05:52 AM

Originally Posted by Bobby Martnen

Thank you for inspiring my new user title!

Why do you think that? I want children, and I love my mother, but she doesn't know shit

Your mother knows way more than you do and you are singularly unappealing to women because of your refusal to even take care of yourself.

**~~Bobby Martnen~~** · 10-10-2018, 05:54 AM

Originally Posted by Longbowman

Your mother knows way more than you do and you are singularly unappealing to women because of your refusal to even take care of yourself.

My mom knows a lot of things about academic subjects, but she hasn't got a clue what's in my best interests.

Women don't ignore me because I don't take care of myself, they ignore me because I'm a fatass who spends all day in front of the computer.

Women like guys who do unhealthy shit like smoking cigarettes and driving motorcycles.

**Longbowman** · 10-10-2018, 05:56 AM

Originally Posted by Bobby Martnen

My mom knows a lot of things about academic subjects, but she hasn't got a clue what's in my best interests.

She has a far better understanding of your best interests than you do from what you've told us.

Women don't ignore me because I don't take care of myself, they ignore me because I'm a fatass who spends all day in front of the computer.

You are a fatass because you don't take care of yourself.

Women like guys who do unhealthy shit like smoking cigarettes and driving motorcycles.

Driving a motorbike is dangerous, not unhealthy. Women like men who live dangerously.

**~~Bobby Martnen~~** · 10-10-2018, 06:02 AM

Originally Posted by Longbowman

She has a far better understanding of your best interests than you do from what you've told us.

You are a fatass because you don't take care of yourself.

Driving a motorbike is dangerous, not unhealthy. Women like men who live dangerously.

My mom is ignorant of my best interests, though she tries. I don't take care of myself because I don't care about myself. I'd love to ride a motorcycle without a helmet, because I want to feel the wind in my hair.

**Longbowman** · 10-10-2018, 06:06 AM

Originally Posted by Bobby Martnen

My mom is ignorant of my best interests, though she tries. I don't take care of myself because I don't care about myself. I'd love to ride a motorcycle without a helmet, because I want to feel the wind in my hair.

The lack of self awareness you can cram in to two or three sentences is almost inspirational.

**~~Bobby Martnen~~** · 10-10-2018, 06:07 AM

Originally Posted by Longbowman

The lack of self awareness you can cram in to two or three sentences is almost inspirational.

I live the life I want, and I don't really care what kind of life my mom wants for me.

I don't tell her how to be herself, she shouldn't tell me how to be myself