post Jokes or Concepts that only your fellow countryman would understand, and explain them if u want

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[Marolinepint]

Am Italian...

There is a violent earthquake in China.
All nations are mobilized to send aid.
A phone call is made from Italy:
- Hey China, we can send some bulldozers. Do you need them?
- No, no bulldozels! alleady sent by Amelicans!
- Then we can send you the medicines!
- Medicines alleady sent by Lussians!
- Supplies?
- Food alleady sent by Japanese!
To which the Italian, with his hand on the receiver to avoid being heard, addresses the other managers present:
- Aho... they've already got everything, what the hell should we send 'em?
And one answers:
- Well, all their houses have collapsed, right? Send 'em curtains, tarpaulins (Teloni in Italian), so they can sleep indoors!
- That's right... Hey China, we decided to send you some tarpaulins (Teloni)!
- No, no... just not Teloni! We need people that can work!

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Am Italian...

There is a violent earthquake in China.
All nations are mobilized to send aid.
A phone call is made from Italy:
- Hey China, we can send some bulldozers. Do you need them?
- No, no bulldozels! alleady sent by Amelicans!
- Then we can send you the medicines!
- Medicines alleady sent by Lussians!
- Supplies?
- Food alleady sent by Japanese!
To which the Italian, with his hand on the receiver to avoid being heard, addresses the other managers present:
- Aho... they've already got everything, what the hell should we send 'em?
And one answers:
- Well, all their houses have collapsed, right? Send 'em curtains, tarpaulins (Teloni in Italian), so they can sleep indoors!
- That's right... Hey China, we decided to send you some tarpaulins (Teloni)!
- No, no... just not Teloni! We need people that can work!

ha ! of course , i could not expect this if not by you Jobodawanna

i will explain it for other people: the joke gravits around the stereotypical L/R swap of "asians" and the words "Teloni" or curtains and "Terroni" which i think everybody knows by know is a derogative term for Southern italians.

[Silver Lining]

[Marolinepint]

Do you know how to distinguish the blood of a dog from that of a terrone on a road?
There are skid marks on the asphalt if it's a dog...

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is his name Werner ? i just watched he as he commentated the ball going around the market square like a match

[Silver Lining]

is his name Werner ? i just watched he as he commentated the ball going around the market square like a match

Yes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werner_–_Beinhart!

[Marolinepint]

Two Neapolitans, Ciro and Antonio, after having spent all the money in the great Milan, find themselves with the problem of... how to get home! They decide to separately beg for money in order to gather the necessary amount to return to their warm Naples. They meet at the Milan station and agree on meeting again after an hour.
After an hour, the two meet again and Ciro asks Antonio how much did he make. Antonio answers: Cirù, it's really true... the northerners are cold people... I have disguised myself as a blind beggar and went to Piazza Duomo with a sign saying "POOR BLIND MAN IS HUNGRY" and in spite of that, I have only collected € 11. What about you, Cirù? How much did you make?
And Ciro: I made € 3,000 Tonì...
Antonio is stunned and exclaims: And how did you do?
Ciro calmly explains it to him: It was easy, Tonì... I stayed here at the station, I took a piece of paper and with a pencil I wrote: "POOR SOUTHERNER WANTS TO GO BACK HOME''

[Sagui]

I recommend Tigresa Vip

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This peculiar image is the insignia of the 12th flock of startegic bombers during ww2



the thing is that is related ti a popular saying involving green rats so it's funny only for italians probably ,only weird for others