Sweet little girl, she's the high school queen
She lives tonight, in every schoolboy's dream
Oh, but nobody knows how she's crying
She's just a child, going on seventeen

She gets so confused by her friends and their scenes
They don't mean what they say, they don't say what they mean
She reads the signs, reads between the lines
But it makes no difference, there's no reason or rhyme

Just hang on, girl, as long as you can
In time you'll learn what you don't understand
It's the human condition, it's the nature of man

Everybody's crazy, everybody's crazy
Everybody's crazy, everybody's crazy

This city boy, he don't want no control
He just wants to party, and play his rock and roll
But here they come, to turn the pressure on
Saying, "son, your partying days are gone

The time has come now to be a man
Find your place in the world, gotta take what you can
You've got no ambition, take a look at yourself
When you gonna straighten out, be like everybody else?"

The boy said, "listen, dad, you're bringing me down
I am who I am, I've had a good look around
There's one thing in the world I can tell you I've found"

Everybody's crazy, everybody's crazy
Everybody's crazy, everybody's crazy

There ain't no wonder things are so out of hand
Sooner or later, you come to understand
The human condition, it's the nature of man

Everybody's crazy, everybody's crazy
Everybody's crazy, everybody's crazy