Mens Restroom Etiquette

[Beorn]

It's 'Out of Order'!

LOL! It's never stopped me from using one in the past.

But for the sake of the question, I would take the urinal on the left. The reason being that wedging yourself between two men is tantamount to openly declaring your enjoyment of not one, but two, men's company, and don't bother yourself with the double predicament of being thought of by two men as a peeping tom.

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I would consider the left option to be finished sooner as his placement - if going by the rules of toilet etiquette - was there first, if not second.
To find yourself next to two men and the end right leaving most likely after the man at the left hand side; the predicament of being caught standing side by side in the middle of a row of urinals by new arrivals would validate their assumptions to us having knowingly arranged such positioning and therefore violating the male toilet etiquette.

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[Osweo]

But for the sake of the question, I would take the urinal on the left. The reason being that wedging yourself between two men is tantamount to openly declaring your enjoyment of not one, but two, men's company, and don't bother yourself with the double predicament of being thought of by two men as a peeping tom.

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I would consider the left option to be finished sooner as his placement - if going by the rules of toilet etiquette - was there first, if not second.
To find yourself next to two men and the end right leaving most likely after the man at the left hand side; the predicament of being caught standing side by side in the middle of a row of urinals by new arrivals would validate their assumptions to us having knowingly arranged such positioning and therefore violating the male toilet etiquette.

Can the Administration have this raving queen removed from the Forum, please?
Like I said, you've REALLY demonstrated a fancy to the man on the far left! It's as though he was waiting for you, on a private little date or something!

An important part of urinal use is nonchalance, and that is far better given out by standing with the fellers on the right.

No wonder them creepy old men always chat to you in there...

[Frigga]

Gawd, it's so much easier for us women! We get to sequester ourselves in the stalls, and no one can bug you!

Jealous aren't ya!

[Loki]

Gawd, it's so much easier for us women! We get to sequester ourselves in the stalls, and no one can bug you!

Jealous aren't ya!

Well, the men have stalls too ... the difference between us and you is that we have a choice!

To be honest I frequently prefer using the stalls anyway ... (if they're clean). I like privacy and dislike standing in pee at the urinals! Also, no toilet paper at the urinals if you know what I mean. A lot of men just like to "shake it dry", but it's never completely sufficient! Walking around with wet underpants is not a pleasant experience.

Too much information?

[Brynhild]

Loads of fun they are, when you accidentally walk into one...

[Frigga]

Doesn't the saying go: "You can wiggle and you can dance, but the last few drops always end up in your pants"?

[Jägerstaffel]

If you shake it more than 3 times, you're playing with it.