Straight men: which of the following options would you consider in order to arouse your wife/gf?

**Tooting Carmen** · 12-20-2018, 01:45 PM

-Fake homosexuality with another man.
-Do a striptease.
-Work out while wearing nothing but shorts.
-Do the gardening or cleaning while wearing nothing but shorts.
-Lick cream or chocolate off her body.
-Perform cunnilingus.

**Vojnik** · 12-20-2018, 01:49 PM

How would you do fake homosexuality?

**Tooting Carmen** · 12-20-2018, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by Vojnik

How would you do fake homosexuality?

Bring another guy home, start kissing and rubbing him, and once your wife or girlfriend is sufficiently aroused then have sex with her.

**Universe** · 12-20-2018, 01:51 PM

I'm pretty sure the first option would be considered disgusting by any woman.

**Vojnik** · 12-20-2018, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by Tooting Carmen

Bring another guy home, start kissing and rubbing him, and once your wife or girlfriend is sufficiently aroused then have sex with her.

As soon as you start rubbing and kissing the other guy, it's seems like real homosexuality haha

**~~Root~~** · 12-20-2018, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by Tooting Carmen

Bring another guy home, start kissing and rubbing him, and once your wife or girlfriend is sufficiently aroused then have sex with her.

**Lightshade25** · 12-20-2018, 01:56 PM

Pretending to be a gay man wouldn't turn any woman on. Wtf. Women don't function like men. It's only us dudes that get all hard and horny watching two (hot) girls making out.

**Marinus** · 12-20-2018, 01:56 PM

I already do all of the following anyway:

-Do a striptease - with comedic effect
-Work out while wearing nothing but shorts - sometimes it gets hot
-Do the gardening or cleaning while wearing nothing but shorts - see above
-Lick cream or chocolate off her body - I don't like wasting food, but sometimes stuff happens
-Perform cunnilingus - the favour is retuned

No gay stuff, I also like massages and sometimes I grab her and dance together.