Straight men: which of the following options would you consider in order to arouse your wife/gf?

[Root]

just imagine mortimer doing a striptease and dancing using those cheetah underwear

this?




i have nothing against mortimer, he`s a good guy but you cracked me up

[Mr. Anybody]

just imagine mortimer doing a striptease and dancing using those cheetah underwear

Or Teutone with his loinclothe..

[Tooting Carmen]

Please vote people (the poll is anonymous this time).

[Tooting Carmen]

I'm pretty sure the first option would be considered disgusting by any woman.

MMF threesomes are a lot more common than you think, and don't always involve the woman positioned in between the two men either...

[Universe]

MMF threesomes are a lot more common than you think, and don't always involve the woman positioned in between the two men either...

sure....

[Bogdan]

Pretty much anything that isn’t gay or wrong.

[Tooting Carmen]

bump

[Borealis]

Pretending to be a gay man wouldn't turn any woman on. Wtf. Women don't function like men. It's only us dudes that get all hard and horny watching two (hot) girls making out.

Exactly.

[coolfrenchguy]

MMF threesomes are a lot more common than you think, and don't always involve the woman positioned in between the two men either...

personally i prefer myself FMF with me in the middle is more fun,even i never be the occasion,iam pure straight and want to still it.

[Mortimer]

Everything except Fake homosexuality and I would also think twice about performing cunnilingus.