Enuff with lolligagging

[Harkonnen]

So, I was watching the movie First Man. For some reason I was getting increasingly annoyed in the process; get this: it has been 50 years since they put a man on the moon.

To put this into perspective:

1) 1903 Wright Brothers made the first flight in some flying didgy dodgy thing


2) 25 years later in 1927 Charles Lindbergh crossed the Atlantic in his flying didgy dodgy thing


3) Only some 30 years later -- get this -- the bloody Russians send a man to space in some primitive tin can


4) Less than 10 years later the Americans topped that by putting a man on the moon in a flying tinfoil wrapped bucket.


And...


And...


Nothing. Where's the Right Stuff? We didn't even get flying hoverboards like we were promised. By this rate we will be back to climbing trees by year 3000.

To avert the looming catastrophe I figured something must be done. In the midst of doom and gloom I got a sudden heureka moment. Get this: there's huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge amounts of brain power locked inside a time Warp within the Apricity Forum. However all this genius is getting wasted on useless bickering leading to nowhere at all.

What these people need is a common goal.

Here it is friends:


Europa! Gods themselves could of not have written this better. A European Cultural Forum & Europa, Moon of Jupiter. This is a match made in heaven.

So by this date, 4.1.2019, I officially announce the Apricity Space Program opened.

[Dick]

Best thread ever

[gıulıoımpa]

Cold war did great stuff to space advancements

[Harkonnen]

I will tell you one thing: transnistrians will never go to moon.

[Satem]

I will tell you one thing: transnistrians will never go to moon.

You think Poland finally will be able into space?

[Dacul]

You think Poland finally will be able into space?

If Poland scientists start to drink less Vodka, they would be very able to do that .

[Harkonnen]

You think Poland finally will be able into space?

With right focus anything can be done. But more importantly

What do you mean keep your feet on the ground?

Have you ever seen anyone walking on air?

[Ryuk]

As a shinigami,I've been around a lot in space.There's nothing to see much.
Only lifeless rocks,big dust clouds,bottomless black holes and drunken Martian smugglers

[Satem]

With right focus anything can be done. But more importantly

What do you mean keep your feet on the ground?

Have you ever seen anyone walking on air?

I've never seen anybody walking on air but it would be interesting.
For me keeping feet on the ground looks like this

[Harkonnen]

Well, now as the roaring twenties are closing in, and the 1-year anniversy of Apricity Space Program has dawned upon us, it has to be said

APRICITY SPACE PROGRAM HAS GONE FUCKING NOWHERE