(And with its lesser dybbuk Gabe Newell-created Death Auto Update window always popping up when you least expect it, although according to the arcane lore of chaste gaymers you may get 72 houris of whichever gender you choose when you return to the main menu, while the skeptics maintain that "it's just a prank, bro.")

I like to browse evil Nazi patriarchal™ forums in the middle of the night and pretend to be one of the bois by needlessly shoehorning try-hard video game metaphors into posts to fit in while contemplating about life 'n sheit, dawg.

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