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Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are pretty standard lies, but what else did your parents tell you which you believed?
My dad told me that he went climbing up the mountain he caught a monkey and cut its tail off. Then he took it home and that the monkey was me. He'd show me the mountain he climbed, and pointed out exactly where I had been caught. I remember being very upset about this.
My grandmother told me not to pull faces because if the clock struck 12 my face would stay like that forever. I continued to pull faces behind her back but I made very sure what the time was before I did so!
I would pee in my bed if I played with matches.
Someone told me that a Chinese girl's private parts sat horizontally, like an ATM machine.
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