"Forrest Gump" and "Philadelphia" part of the same cinematic universe. #SpookyFacts

[KuriousKatKommittee]

Philadelphia (plot)

Dumb nigga who "accidentally" gets pozzed and Mary-Sues his way into being awarded $5 million by the jury for neghole damages.

Forrest Gump(plot)

Dumb nigga named Gump whose real name should be "Chump" who Mary-Sues his way to the top then sleeps with the main villain of the movie who was later revealed to be HIV-positive (not said out loud, mind you, because having AIDS references in your feel-good kids' movies ain't never gonna sell nothing in Prayville, Tennessee).

Let's pretend this all just one big nasty-ass coincidence so let's examine the evidence here:

• "Jenny returns to visit Forrest, and after awhile he proposes to her. She declines, but then makes love to him that night before leaving early the next morning."
• "In the present, Forrest reveals that he is waiting at the bus stop because he received a letter from Jenny, who asked him to visit her. Reunited with Jenny, she introduces him to their son, named Forrest Gump, Jr. Jenny tells Forrest she is sick with an unknown incurable virus"

Now there are four possible scenarios:

• 1. Gump got pozzed that night when JENNAY took his virginity, the kid is pozzed too then.
• 2. Gump didn't get pozzed but the kid did in the womb. The kid is also not his.
• 3. Gump didn't get pozzed, the kid is his but got pozzed when JANNY, unaware she is Preggo Mode, attended the bold and brave backdoor bareback ball one more time.
• 4. Gump didn't get pozzed, the kid didn't get pozzed but ain't his either.

Taking everything into consideration (including JINNAEY's response track record and filmmakers' intended plot progression), the third option is the one most plausible, followed by #2, #4, then implausible #1.

Either way, the most interesting thing here? Both the pozzed protag in Philadelphia and the "had sex with a pozzed character" protag were played by Tom Hanks. Can't outrun this one boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[ModernMaskil]

Oh shieet I guess Haley Joel Osment saw a lot more dead people after the end of forest gump.