ITT: TYPICAL TOPICS #SeriousDiscussions

[KuriousKatKommittee]

• (#1) "[Our ethnicity]'s founder bore the same haplogroup [Light people today have], that makes every nigga with the same haplogroup Light. :)"
• (#2) "[Our ethnicity]'s founder bore the same haplogroup [Dark people today have], that makes every nigga with the same haplogroup Dark. :)"
  
  
• (#3) "[Breitbart article: According to reliable testimony by Icelandic Government's secretary's cousin's janitor, a hundred trillion vaguely 'ethnic' Muslims are heading to Iceland right now.] Opinions :)?"
  
  
• (#4) "You know, even though I am [darker nigga ethnicity] I have light hair and features and people automatically switch to Swedish when talking to me. :)"
• (#5) "You know, even though I am [lighter nigga ethnicity] I have dark hair and features and people automatically switch to Swahili when talking to me. :)"
  
  
• (#6) "[Dailymail.co.uk article about some washed-up celebrity busted for being the leader of a sophisticated international horse-wanking ring, m8] Opinions? :)"
  
  
• (#7) "Today I sawed [rare pokemon ethnicity] for an first time! Person was a gay and a scary. Cool!!!"
  
  t. second-world citizen
  
  
• (#8) "Classify, passify, and rate a plastic surgery slut from this low-resolution facial abuse or similar porn source screenshot."
  
  
• (#9) "I can't find a mate. I am so alone. :("
  
  
• (#10) *kicks off a hearty Applecity circlejerk like it be the wild bareback pozzing party for the 5,158,965,278th time, dawg*

[Bellbeaking]

#11 [well known user] starts thread: why is [other well known user] so [something to do with inside joke]. weird circlejerk thread ensues that could have happened by PM, everyone chimes in to jerk off the op, sometimes these threads will involve a female user

#12 (((kuriouskatkomitee))) makes a strange thread about music or something. that only (((he))) posts in for 3 pages or so which is almost endearing. With pretty good formatting as well.

#13 Tooting Carmen makes a thread 'classify welsh rugby prop... bump..... bump..... 3 years later.... bump

[KuriousKatKommittee]

With pretty good formatting as well.

Y'all niggas feel free to crack up but I actually reprezent Wikipedia Loco Syndicate all along. I was never down with the Applecity Ballas and this me just shamelessly frontin. #BUSTED #Top10AnimeReveals #VillainArcBeginning