If, for one term, you were the President...

[Dna8]

...of Samoa, what would you do?

[Bellbeaking]

- Anyone whose eyes are too far apart of too close together would have to leave the country

[TheMaestro]

Give a resignation and retire with my nice presidential pension with a villa in Ottawa in summer / Barcelona - Columbus in "winter"

[Dna8]

I would take back Tonga by force.

[TheMaestro]

I would take back Tonga by force.

What about Ethiopa? You would make ex-TA user Waddad a new president and create an African Federation to conquer whites.

[Dna8]

What about Ethiopa? You would make ex-TA user Waddad a new president and create an African Federation to conquer whites.

I would lend Waddad a couple of my Samoan Heavy Cavalry divisions.

[GreentheViper]

Make it mandatory for every man, woman and child to have those cool Samoan tattoos done on them.

[TheMaestro]

I would lend Waddad a couple of my Samoan Heavy Cavalry divisions.

Would you consider lending your famous and feared Samoa hooded archers? In case of whites would try to cross the borders, they would get slaughtered from long distance like peasants.

[Dna8]

Would you consider lending your famous and feared Samoa hooded archers? In case of whites would try to cross the borders, they would get slaughtered from long distance like peasants.

I would consider it, re: Samoan Hooded Archers.. but I would require something in return: A) access to the Suez Canal, B) Walkie-Talkies..

Regarding the White Man:

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.

[Marinus]

I would invite New Zealand's, Australia's and Tonga's national rugby teams over to celebrate my presidential victory, get them all on a ship, then sink it.

I'd frame South Africa's national rugby team.