There is a reason* why astronomy niggas look down on astrology niggas. If you got a model of the entire universe that is sound and solid already, why "downgrade" to inferior models? [audience gasps]

Let's take one step back and examine what did I mean by that. [audience nods] The rough idea is that new age ideologies like astrology etc while coming with unsound, hilarious conclusions has a premise based on an underlying minuscule grain of truth [Mexican man appears muddled, dumbfounded, and stunned]; there is an attempt to describe how the world works but instead of mathematical models use fantastical fairy tale oral devices. [audience resumes satisfied smug look]

All of us are obsessed with how the world works and want to understand the universe and what is happening to us and astrology's popularity is a testament to that. The models to describe the world vary by intelligence: [audience left]

A. Very smart niggas use physics.
Score: Highly abstract/ranges from useful to theoretically useful.
B. Smart niggas use boring long-ass explanations and elaborate elaborations (like this one).
Score: Concrete/Useless unless you do it full time as a "teacher" followed by inevitably blowing your brains out at 50.
C. Dumb niggas use their Brown Elephant that sits on Oreo Scorpio Jupiter, its big-ass elephant ass blocking astral sun rays to Earth unlocking Mars' shadow auspicious powers giving you a bountiful harvest this week or whatever**
Score: Abstract/useless unless you is running an ethically dubious cult.
F. Very dumb niggas use the phrase "It's What It Is" and are content with the Prole Trifecta (a.k.a. the Mammalian Mambo) life: Booze, Buttocks/Boobs, and Braindead Bemusement.
Score: Concrete/useful as far as preservation of humanity is concerned (look up fecundity statistics).

Very smart niggas and very dumb niggas overlap in the philosophy of calling "retard" anyone ruining their fun with axiomatic meta-truths describing the mechanisms by how niggas arrive at one model or another which I am for writing this because human words are inferior and inherently imperfect when it comes to explaining the world as it truly is and both groups know it. The latter would crack open a bear and muse loudly "man, the universe is big" while the former cooks up an contemporary physics status quo-approved arbitrary parameters-dependent estimation how big it is as the other two groups are putting their oral devices to work.***

That is how it be.

*Beside the obvious fact one deals with science and the other one does not.
**This is how pyramid scheme religions like S---------- start.
***Working them fictional inane TEDx lectures. You. Sick. Fuck.